Fangirl moment

Morning/Evening folks.

I would like to start today's post with a brief emotional and mental word diarrhoea.

OMGJESUSCHRISTBEYONCEISSOFREAKINGAMAZNGILOVEHEROMGOMGOMG.

Yeah.

That.

I mean LOOK at this woman

I am not sexually attracted to girls, I am just sexually attracted to beyonce. That should actually be a new category of sexuality, beyoncexual

Point 1. She is so goddamn hot. Seriously. I don't know a single person who isn't attracted to Beyonce.

Point 2. She is a successful music artist who creates AMAZING music and videos. Like her new album that she released without letting ANYONE KNOW ABOUT IT. with music videos for every freaking single one! that leads me to the 3rd point!

Point 3. Epic woman skills of multitasking. She managed to record and release the whole album along with music videos at the same time as her world tour, and looking after her baby and maintaining her marriage to Jay-Z

Point 4. Her family life. She keeps her private life relatively private and always appears to have an incredibly stable marriage and an OBVIOUSLY gorgeous baby. She prioritises her family and doesn't just let it slide whilst she focuses on her career.

Ultimate power couple

Tiny, beautiful, if unusually named

Point 5. Role model. As well as showing how you really can have a great career and a family, Beyonce doesn't take shit from NOBODY. She received a lot of stick from silly people who said she was being un-feminist by taking her husbands name, so what does she do? only name her world tour the Mrs Carter tour. HELL  YEAH. YOU SHOW THEM BEYONCE!!!

I really love everything about Beyonce. I also agree with her choices, I DO NOT believe that you are anti-feminist if you want to take your husbands name, I think its a perfectly valid choice and one that i would/will make too! not to say that you shouldn't choose to not take their name that's exactly my point, you should be FREE to choose. The only thing that is Anti-feminist is to deny someone their choice.

Anyway I'm getting off topic. lets refresh

HOLY CRAP SHE REALLY IS QUEEN B!

Bow down bitches indeed. I will be forever in awe of you beyonce. Thus ends my fangirling moment.

PS. someone buy this for me?

Love Frankles
xxxxx

How to annoy people with your happiness

Hello world!

Whats happening people. I am sitting in my living room cosied up in christmas get up enjoying the lights on the tree and the soothing sounds of my boyfriend blowing up zombies on the xbox. At least I think thats what he is doing I rarely pay attention.

ANYWAY!
I realised a couple of days ago that I have been behaving a certain way for a while. And though this behaviour is not a DIRECT result of, it is partly due to something my dad said to me a while back.

Trust me I hate to admit this. Admitting my father is right about something is more painful then having my fingers chewed off by rats that aren't even hungry, with the entire affair being narrated loudly by jedward. But he was right about this, THERE  YOU GO DAD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ugh.

Being happy in life really pisses other people off, and that is fantastic.

Let me elaborate. At some point in your life you will have been arguing with someone and found something they said really funny. If you at that point smiled or laughed during the argument that person would then get REALLY REALLY MAD and you would most likely win the argument. thats because when someone is arguing with you and trying to make you unhappy you being happy anyway is possibly the most annoying thing that could happen.

I have started to apply this philosophy to my everyday life without even realising it until very recently. Like if there is somebody present in my life who does not like me or tries to make me miserable, I showcase my happiness in front of them and they literally cant stand it. People have walked out of conversations mid-sentence with me when this happens. And of course you are doing absolutely nothing wrong to do that! you are not retaliating to their childish behaviour or enacting any kind of reaction apart from ignoring them and being better off for it. and that is how you win. At everything. Ever.

Now one other part of this is that it can be faked. as much as this is much heard advice it really does work, pretend you aren't affected by what someone says, in fact do the opposite! If someone tries to bully you and say crappy things act even happier! Even if you don't feel so inside if you can fake it enough to get them to believe you they are going to be incredibly pissed off. And then if you are a vindictive person on the inside like me them being pissed off will make you genuinely happy! and its a beautiful little cycle of your happiness and their irritation.

Of course this is quite a simplified view of things and I'm pretty sure it won't apply to a lot of cases, but for me it definitely does work and I am so much better of for it. I can still win in all of my bitch wars without lifting a finger or looking even slightly bad as I'm not retaliating in the slightest. Who said winning was hard?

Anyway I'm off to go laugh at babies falling over on the internet!

Love Frankles xxxxx